Rob Pattinson is suspicious.
It’s been soooo long since I’ve posted about R-Patty, but finally some real news. He just signed on to star in the new movie “Memoirs”, a romantic drama about 2 lovers trying to make it work in the face of family tragedies. Allen Coulter of “Hollywoodland” is set to direct and Jenny Lumet, “Rachel Getting Married” screenwriter, will rewrite the original screenplay. She is awesome.
Rob is R-Patty
The biggest surprise (not really) of all is that Summit Entertainment is going to lay down the cash to get this to a theater near you. Dollar, dollar, bill, Summit knows how to capitalize on the R-Patty fan’s Sanrio wallets. Kudos to them. No word yet on who Rob’s love interest will be, but rest assured whoever the lucky lady is , she will be harassed and judged by women around the world for years to come. Ask poor Kristen Stewart.
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he will be mine!
Pattinson does look rather suspicious in that photo, like he’s always planning an escape. I smell possible Oscar nod for Pattinson as long as his character’s some sort of gigolo.
Goddammit! I wanna wrap this guys head in saran wrap and push him in a lake. His hair looks super cool though….