Dear Shia,
I just came across this picture of you from yesterday night’s Los Angeles premiere of your summer blockbuster Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen and I thought it would be a great time to pen this letter to you. First off, you are adorable and I am a mere 24 hours away from watching you run from computer generated robots and explosions while you romance Megan Fox. Although I could do without the romance part, I must say I am heavily excited to watch your latest work. Thank you for cleaning up so well, marry me..err..date me for like 6 months and then we’ll be close friends. I am a realist. You are the bees knees.
Stay gold,
Danger Bowie
dangerbowie.com 
Damn!!!!!! He know he is FINE!!!!
Lets hang around Echo Park and East Los in search of this delicious piece of ass!
WOW! I wish i could refrain from shaving for a week and have some sexy ass stubble like that. I do find myself really wanting a grey suit now though……..
Proposed caption for this photo: “Hi, I’m Shia LeBeouf, and you’re blocking the TV”