Thanks for everything Labeouf!

Photo: FayesVision/WENN.com
Photo: FayesVision/WENN.com

Dear Shia,
I just came across this picture of you from yesterday night’s Los Angeles premiere of your summer blockbuster Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen and I thought it would be a great time to pen this letter to you. First off, you are adorable and I am a mere 24 hours away from watching you run from computer generated robots and explosions while you romance Megan Fox. Although I could do without the romance part, I must say I am heavily excited to watch your latest work. Thank you for cleaning up so well, marry me..err..date me for like 6 months and then we’ll be close friends. I am a realist. You are the bees knees.

Stay gold,
Danger Bowie

Author: Danger Bowie

I am a screenwriter and Tom Hardy enthusiast based in Los Angeles. I love movies, TV, writing, and traveling.

4 thoughts on “Thanks for everything Labeouf!”

  1. Lets hang around Echo Park and East Los in search of this delicious piece of ass!

  2. WOW! I wish i could refrain from shaving for a week and have some sexy ass stubble like that. I do find myself really wanting a grey suit now though……..

  3. Proposed caption for this photo: “Hi, I’m Shia LeBeouf, and you’re blocking the TV”

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