Really? A movie about the Tooth Fairy?

Oh crap but it’s stars Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson so it looks like my maternal unit will be forcing me to watch this on her dime, and I’ll wind up secretly enjoying it (a la Race to Witch Mountain) while vocally detesting everything it stands for to prove a cinema snob point.

I cannot believe the wrestler from WWF’s SmackDown, known as “The Eyebrow,” has made a viable career out of creating wildly successful Disney movies. Maybe Warner Bros. should usurp Triple H and the Hardy Boyz for a few bromantic comedies?