Dear Shia,
I just came across this picture of you from yesterday night’s Los Angeles premiere of your summer blockbuster Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen and I thought it would be a great time to pen this letter to you. First off, you are adorable and I am a mere 24 hours away from watching you run from computer generated robots and explosions while you romance Megan Fox. Although I could do without the romance part, I must say I am heavily excited to watch your latest work. Thank you for cleaning up so well, marry me..err..date me for like 6 months and then we’ll be close friends. I am a realist. You are the bees knees.
The sexiest 22 year old alive and the most hyped movie release of 2008 are coming back for more at midnight. Twilight releases on DVD in 45 minutes and retail chains all over are hosting midnight release parties, well mainly Borders books, Hot Topic, and Claire’s. The streets will flood with teenage girls, their boy cut undies across America will…no…that’ll be too far. Somewhere someone will get pregnant after watching this with their tween boyfriend. I will review the movie and it’s DVD extrasas soon as I get a copy but for now I’ll leave you with a few Pattinson pics just to boost my ratings.
Twilight DVD cover
And a little more…
and..and finally Pattinson brooding at the Oscars..